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collectedrpg2020-07-28 11:11 pm
scrambledegg) wrote in collectedrpg2020-07-28 11:11 pm
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So as some of you may have noticed, we had ourselves a little double trouble around these parts lately. Even I wasn't spared some half boiled doppleganger trying to cause mischief and ruin my good name. [So far.]
But considering the circumstances, I figured it'd be a waste to just toss these things in the trash without at least doing some investigating, so I decided to cut one up. Not, you know, just for kicks or anything, but to try and see what we're working with here, just in case there was anything off about them.
Now, the general structure on the inside is about what you'd expect from a human. Same organs, same layout. Just try and remember your high school biology book's illustration of the human body and it'll match up just fine with these things. What is strange though, is on closer inspection all these organs on the inside are brand spanking new. Neither wear nor tear to be found. Even the stomach was completely empty, and when I say completely empty I don't mean it's been fasting for a few days, I mean I don't think it's ever eaten anything at all. I'd bet good money on the other bodies telling the same story.
So, my best guess? Well, as far as I'm concerned, these things were made and they were made recently. I'm going to go out on a limb and say their antics were likely intentional too. Someone's out there and they were trying to make things harder for us.
[But that's just, like, his opinion man. He's paranoid]
Oh, and I decided to spare most of you the gory details so I didn't bother taking any photographs, but if anyone out there's got a medical degree and feels like giving a second opinion on a corpse, feel free. This fake Abbacchio will probably hold up for a while longer before it starts to stink...once that happens it's going in the trash where it belongs.
But considering the circumstances, I figured it'd be a waste to just toss these things in the trash without at least doing some investigating, so I decided to cut one up. Not, you know, just for kicks or anything, but to try and see what we're working with here, just in case there was anything off about them.
Now, the general structure on the inside is about what you'd expect from a human. Same organs, same layout. Just try and remember your high school biology book's illustration of the human body and it'll match up just fine with these things. What is strange though, is on closer inspection all these organs on the inside are brand spanking new. Neither wear nor tear to be found. Even the stomach was completely empty, and when I say completely empty I don't mean it's been fasting for a few days, I mean I don't think it's ever eaten anything at all. I'd bet good money on the other bodies telling the same story.
So, my best guess? Well, as far as I'm concerned, these things were made and they were made recently. I'm going to go out on a limb and say their antics were likely intentional too. Someone's out there and they were trying to make things harder for us.
[But that's just, like, his opinion man. He's paranoid]
Oh, and I decided to spare most of you the gory details so I didn't bother taking any photographs, but if anyone out there's got a medical degree and feels like giving a second opinion on a corpse, feel free. This fake Abbacchio will probably hold up for a while longer before it starts to stink...once that happens it's going in the trash where it belongs.
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i have a feeling i know who did it
[ Of course.. She means her double - no one lives in the gym more than Lottie, the girl perpetually obsessed with using that sweet, sweet, clean water and everything else between. ]
idk how pipes work or if it affects other things
but it's busted over there
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Putting that aside for a moment...when you arrived here, where did you end up?
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had to spend forever washing my stuff to get the smell out π
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I can't say for sure if everyone woke up in that water, but I do wonder if it's related at all to what happened next.
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[THAT'S TOO EXISTENTIAL.]
No! No! Not at all! I mean, if you were going to clone a group of people, something like that would be a convenient way to gather the necessary samples!
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[ Somehow, that's even worse than the idea of being birthed in dirty, smelly, mall water!! ]
uueeegghh now i'm thinking abt all the hair we probably swam in
or like all the INSECTS that are in there!!