001; username: eggman

[scrambledegg]

So as some of you may have noticed, we had ourselves a little double trouble around these parts lately. Even I wasn't spared some half boiled doppleganger trying to cause mischief and ruin my good name. [So far.]

But considering the circumstances, I figured it'd be a waste to just toss these things in the trash without at least doing some investigating, so I decided to cut one up. Not, you know, just for kicks or anything, but to try and see what we're working with here, just in case there was anything off about them.

Now, the general structure on the inside is about what you'd expect from a human. Same organs, same layout. Just try and remember your high school biology book's illustration of the human body and it'll match up just fine with these things. What is strange though, is on closer inspection all these organs on the inside are brand spanking new. Neither wear nor tear to be found. Even the stomach was completely empty, and when I say completely empty I don't mean it's been fasting for a few days, I mean I don't think it's ever eaten anything at all. I'd bet good money on the other bodies telling the same story.

So, my best guess? Well, as far as I'm concerned, these things were made and they were made recently. I'm going to go out on a limb and say their antics were likely intentional too. Someone's out there and they were trying to make things harder for us.

[But that's just, like, his opinion man. He's paranoid]

Oh, and I decided to spare most of you the gory details so I didn't bother taking any photographs, but if anyone out there's got a medical degree and feels like giving a second opinion on a corpse, feel free. This fake Abbacchio will probably hold up for a while longer before it starts to stink...once that happens it's going in the trash where it belongs.

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username: ArgentESPer

[iblistriggered]

man

that is so gross :(


but kind of useful i guess


they were living in the vents

[scrambledegg]

Did you crawl inside and try to see if you could find anything?

[iblistriggered]

I did!!

but they got too skinny, even for me. I probably could have squeezed through but I'm not too keen on getting stuck in a small space with something super dangerous like that.

[scrambledegg]

Too small for a hedgehog...if I had parts I could probably just build a little drone to crawl around in there instead. Sadly, that's out of the question right now.

[iblistriggered]

man... I never thought I'd wish you had your lab and stuff...

[scrambledegg]

That's right! The sooner I have ample materials, the sooner I can get us out of here.

But think of it this way: if these creatures were grown somewhere artificially, then they must have something in the way of a lab somewhere! We only have to find it.

[There's no guarantee that's even the case, but he's got a one track mind.]

[iblistriggered]

Well... just because they were brand new doesn't mean they were created, right? Maybe their eggs were, like... hidden away... and when they sensed us, they hatched and stole our looks!

[scrambledegg]

Oh, sure. Kill my hopes and dreams why don't you.

I'll just go back to trying to build a robot out of junk from an abandoned home depot.